| Ihr liewe Leit: 
 Wie gsaat, der Yoder hot aa aernschthaft sei kenne. Die Kinner 
  kumme nau aus der Schul fer der Summer, un sell meent 's iss die recht Zeit 
  fer en paar Linye aus seim Schtick "Die Schule vun Geschder":
 
 Zwische de Schule heit un de Schule sechzich Yaahr zerick iss ken 
  Vergleich. Des wisst ihr wull aa. Die yunge Leit wisse's zwaar net, awwer ihr 
  vun meim Alder schtimme ei mit mir.
 
 Die aerschde Gebeier waare Blockheiser un Blockscheiere. Do howwe 
  bei uns hen die Leit vun 1811 bis 1871 Gott innere Blockkaerrich gedient. En 
  alt Blockschulhaus hot newedraa gschtanne. Eener vun de aerschde Eiwuhner hot 
  Land gewwe fer Kaerrich un Schul. Des waar der Fall in viel Gegende.
 
 Eb ich uff die Welt kumme bin waar's schunn verbei mit Blockgebeier. 
  Die alt Blockkaerrich hen sie abgerisse un hen sie verkaaft. Mei Vadder hot 
  vun dem Lumber kaaft un hot en lanagi Bortch an unser Haus gebaut. Mit Deel 
  vum Hols hot er en glee Heisli gebaut mit me Sitz dass zwee runde Lecher drin 
  ghatt hot.
 
 Es Schulhaus iss aa abgerisse warre im Laaf der Zeit. En schee nei 
  zweeschteckich frame Schulhaus iss weider die Schtrooss nuff gebaut warre. Der 
  unnerscht Flohr waar fer die primary Schul, un der zwett Flohr waar fer die 
  primary Schul, un der zwett Flohr waar gezeehlt fer die Hochschul. In de 
  aerschde Yaahre waar yuscht die Schtubb uff em aerschde Flohr in use, weil mer 
  noch net hoch genunk gschtiege waare fer in die Hochschul. Schpeeder sin mer 
  awwer owwenuff kumme. In sellre Schul hen mer viel gelaernt, ya, viel ass mer 
  net schwetze un schreiwe kann.
 
 Awwer in de meenschde Hiesichde hot uns die Schul net gut 
  aagschtanne. Oft hen mer gewinscht wann doch yuscht des verflucht alt Wese 
  abbrenne deet. 'S Laerne waar uns en groossi Schwierichkeit. Viel sin aus der 
  Schul gange un an die Aerwet uff die Bauereie odder noch de Kohlmeinds.
 
 Mer hen oft gewinscht der Deiwel deet der Tietscher sammde Schuh, 
  Schtrimp, Hemm un Hosse lewendich hole. Mer hen ihn fer en rechder Heichler 
  ghalde. Mol ee Daag hot er gsaat dass drei vun uns deete in der County Jail 
  ghenkt warre eb mer zwansich Yaahr alt waere. Oft hawwich gedraamt es waer en 
  Schtrick um mei Hals, un wann's Bett gegrext hot, hawwich gemeent es waer mei 
  Halsgnick.
 
 Vun de Eirichtunge im Schulhaus waar net viel zu saage. Es waare 
  Sitzbletz fer baut sexundreissich. En Kohloffe hot in der Mitt gschtanne. 
  Draus im Gang waar en Bank mit me Wassereemer un en Scheppbool. Wesche waar 
  net viel notwennich - mir hen der los Dreck an die Hosse abbutze kenne, un 
  sell waar genunk.
 
 Macht's gut,
 Der Alt Professer
 
 | Dear people: 
 As we were saying, Yoder could also be serious. The children are 
      now coming out of school for the summer, and that means that it is the 
      right time for a few lines from Yoder's piece "The Schools of Yesterday":
 
 Between the schools of today and the schools of 60 years ago there 
      is no comparison. You no doubt know that too. The young people, of course, 
      don't know that, but you who are my age will agree with me.
 
 The first buildings were block/log houses and log barns. Up here by us 
      the people served God in a log church from 1811 to 1871. An old log 
      schoolhouse stood next to it. One of the first inhabitants gave land for 
      the church and the school. That was the case in many areas.
 
 Before I was born (came into the world) things were already all 
      over for the log buildings. They tore down the old log church and sold it. 
      My father bought some of that lumber and built a long porch onto our 
      house. With some of the wood he built a little house with a seat that had 
      two round holes in it.
 
 
 The schoolhouse was also torn down in the course of time. A nice 
      new two-story frame schoolhouse was built further us the street. The 
      bottom floor was for the primary school, and the second floor was to be 
      for the high school. In the first years only the room on the first floor 
      was in use because we hadn't climbed high enough to be in the high school. 
      But later we got up there. In that school we learned a lot, yes, much that 
      you can't talk about or write.
 
 But in most respects we did not like school. Often we wished if 
      only that damnable old thing would burn down. Learning was very difficult 
      for us. Many left the school and went to work on the farms or went to the 
      coal mines.
 
 We often wished that the devil would fetch the teacher alive, 
      together with his shoes, socks, shirt and pants. We held him to be a right 
      hypocrite. One day he once told us that three of us would be hanged in the 
      county jail before we were 20 years old. Often I dreamed that there was a 
      rope around my neck, and when the bed creaked, I thought that it was the 
      nape of my neck.
 
 Of the furnishing in the schoolhouse there was not much to say. 
      There were seats for about 36. A coal stove stood in the middle. Outside 
      in the hallway was a bench with a water bucket and a dipper. Washing was 
      not much necessary - we could clean off the loose dirt on our pants, and 
      that was enough.
 
 Take care,
 The Old Professor
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